Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Still dying that you shit outside
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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