New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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