i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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