All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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