There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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