There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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