HIV tests are more positive than that guy
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We need a shit load of segways right now
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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