his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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