She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
this will be a night to untag.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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