so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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