The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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