break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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