Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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