i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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