Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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