Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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