you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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