Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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