Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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