you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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