he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
