Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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