According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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