first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How does it feel to date your dad?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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