This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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