Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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