Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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