Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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