Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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