By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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