scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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