VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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