If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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