i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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