sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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