You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.