She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend