Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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