We're like a lot better than the average bears
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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