Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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