so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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