But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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