This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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