Me. At least after what I've been through.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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