so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
be right there i have to get my cape
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
