Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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