I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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