My hand turned me down
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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