remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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