I wanna passion pit in your ass
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes