I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Let's get the cat blown out
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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