You work out of a Hotel?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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