Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
And then he peed in my hair
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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