It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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