As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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