I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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